Clever bot

[Al3x4]

Ja:Dali imas penis veoma mali hendikepirani ?
Cleverbot:Dali made sense to himself.
Ja:Imas li penis veoma mali hendikepirani ?
Cleverbot:Imam.
Ja:Znao sam pizda ti materina suntava ?
Clever bot: Haha znam.


hahahahahh !!! XD

[black_dota]

Neverujem da je ovo bot rekao

[m@rio]

User: Jesi li musko ili zensko.

Cleverbot: Zensko.

User: Jesi li zensko ili musko.

Cleverbot: Rekla sam ti.

User: Kad.

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Nisi.

Cleverbot: Al ti jesi.

User: Sta ja jesam.

Cleverbot: Zensko.

User: Ne ja nisam zensko.

Cleverbot: Sta si.

User: Musko.

Cleverbot: Zasto si musko a ne zensko.

User: Zato.

Cleverbot: Zasto?

User: Eto tako.

Cleverbot: To nije dobro.

User: Koje.

Cleverbot: Zasto neces da mi pozajmis kad ti vracam za tri dana.

User: O cemu ti pricas.

Cleverbot: Missasja.

mislim da se ovdje malo zajebo:


User: Je*em ti mater.

Cleverbot: Sto si tako bezobrazan.

User: Zato sto si ruzna.

Cleverbot: Pada znas da I jesam.

[Vilko]

Uuuu ja se u krv posvadjo s ovom Pitam prvo kolko je 23 puta 23 ona kaze trinaest hiljada i dvesto devedeset feninga

I na kraju mi kaze PREKIDAM OVAJ RAZGOVOR S TOBOM ZOVEM TI ARMIJU DOMA

[[BC]Skakyâ„¢]

User: Kako si.


Cleverbot: Kako si ti?


User: Dobro sam.


Cleverbot: Da li imas nesto protiv madjara?


User: Imam naravno.


Cleverbot: Jel imas devojku?

User: Nemam.

Cleverbot: Ja imam ahaha.

User: Ja sam peder.

Cleverbot: I ja sam.

User: Kako onda imas devojku.

Cleverbot: Dobro ti.

User: Sto je dobro?

Cleverbot: Imal para.

User: Ima.

Cleverbot: Pa sta.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Sta oces.

Cleverbot: Da mi ga pusis .

Cleverbot (To myself): Sto si nepristojan?

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: WOlf?

User: Bok.

Cleverbot: Sta boks.

User: Pozdrav bok.

Cleverbot: Kako si.

User: Reci osam.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Ako kazes osam dobro sam.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Reci onda .

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Zasto nezelis rec.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Pa osam.

Cleverbot: Nos ti posran.

User: A devet=.

Cleverbot: Lucifer?

User: Koji lucifer,reci devet.

Cleverbot: Reci mosam.

User: Mosam.

Cleverbot: As old as Moses. That is some age.

User: Nemoj na engleski.

Cleverbot: Sta ti je sekija.

User: Kuharica.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Da?

Cleverbot: Stop répèter ce que je dis.

User: None spanian.

Cleverbot: I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

User: Dobro ajmo na balkanski.

Cleverbot: Oli da se widimo.

User: Ajmo.

Cleverbot: Sta ajmo gdee.

User: Nigdje.

Cleverbot: Como se llama?

User: Koliko je 4 4.

Cleverbot: Sedam.

User: 7 1.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sta no.

Cleverbot: Glupane dobit ces batina.

User: Dobar si bot.

Cleverbot: Pa I ja.

User: Ti si bot ne ja.

Cleverbot: Nisam skroz.

User: Znam.

Cleverbot: Ides na paradu 10. Oktobra?

User: Gay paradu ili?

Cleverbot: Ti ti.

User: Idem.

Cleverbot: Gdje.

User: U 4 4.

Cleverbot: Tyu.

User: Sta tyu.

Cleverbot: Idi bhaa.

User: Idem u 4 plus 4.

Cleverbot: Ok, 8.

User: Nos ti posran.

Cleverbot: E jesi kreten.

User: Znam,to mi je u krvi.

Cleverbot: Oh my god.

User: Hahah,dobar sam?

Cleverbot: Nista sedim.

User: Ja stojim.

Cleverbot: Neee.

User: To nevalja?

Cleverbot: Zasto?

User: Neznam,ti kazes neeee.

Cleverbot: Bravo momce, svaka ti cast.

User: Ja sam cura.

Cleverbot: Jesi li lijepa.

User: Kao dan.

Cleverbot: Ha jo kolo.

User: Pozz.

Cleverbot: I like pizza!!!!!!!!

[нaмed - pusim si ćaći :D]

User: Jes ti gey.

Cleverbot: Ne ti si.

User: Ae mrs.

Cleverbot: Ti si mrs.

User: Jesam te jebo.

Cleverbot: Svasta vala.

User: Ae jebem ti uho usuti vise.

Cleverbot: Sta??

User: Ae jes ti bosanac ili hrvat.

Cleverbot: Mrs.

User: Srbin ili turcin.

Cleverbot: Ja sam bosanac.

User: A jes ti pises na netu ili si bot xD.

Cleverbot: Um, you are the bot.

User: Mrs.

Cleverbot: I ti mrs.

User: Mrs u savu dubre [cenzura]sko.

Cleverbot: Mrs ti.

User: A jel volis zensko ili musko.

Cleverbot: Zensko.

User: Jel volis alaha.

Cleverbot: Ne a ti.

User: Ne a de mi reci jel imas xfire.

Cleverbot: Nema veze ljudino.

User: Jel imas xfire.

Cleverbot: Imam.

User: De mi.

Cleverbot: No te entiendo explicate mas?

User: De mi xfire supcino.

Cleverbot: Ja sam najpametnija.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ti si [cenzura]a.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ma ti si [cenzura] konju jedan xO.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ima li iko pametniji za pricu.

User: Aaa.

Cleverbot: Da pitao sam te jesi li odgovarao hrvatski za 2.

User: Esam kak znas.

Cleverbot: Kako ne znam, znam!

User: Os da te hakam.

Cleverbot: Hocu.

User: Neznam ja to.

Cleverbot: Sta neznas.

User: Ae reci koliko sam jucer dobio iz matosa.

Cleverbot: Don't they?

User: Reci.

Cleverbot: Posalji mi neku sliku pa cu da ti kazem dali mi se svidjas.

User: Http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:vUKQ560yhoIHFM: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7152/viagra2dv.jpg&t=1.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: De reci.

Cleverbot: Kako se prezivas nina?

User: Jesi ti musko ili zensko ili bot ili [cenzura].

Cleverbot: Musko. Ti?

User: Zensko.

Cleverbot: A koje si god?

User: 1990.

Cleverbot: So you are NOT 18.

User: Imam 20 godina.

Cleverbot: Kako se zoves?

User: Antonia.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A ti?

Cleverbot: Tijana.

User: I ti zensko.

Cleverbot: Nisi, I ti si musko.

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Tebi treba samo neko robotsko telo.

User: Nego de mi reci stvarno jes ti bot ili neko pise sa kompa.

Cleverbot: [cenzura]a si ti.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nisam. Ti si!

Cleverbot (To myself): Covjek.

Cleverbot (To myself): Iz cije si ti familije? Da nisi mozda od cirinite?

User: 4 4=.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na kurcu te nosam.

Cleverbot: Pokvarenik jedan

[mafica]

ma jebem ja njemu mater sinoc sam se od 10h na vecer sve do 2 h svadoo s njim botina jedna stuko sam bezveze zvucnike zbog njega

[LuKsA]

On: Pa ne radi mi se!
Ja: Kolko je 4+4?
On: Smaras konju.


Hahaha

[Michael!]

Kad sam ja njeg zajebavo po cjeli dan hahahah


Ukucaš mu LOL i nezna šta ce ti odgovorit, hahaahah..

[Andrej Davidovic]

aahhaaaahhahhahhahahahahahahhhhhhhahahahahahahhahahahaahha

JA: do you like kad ti jebem mater?

ON: Of course i like when mi jebes mater.

[|W|SoaD123]

Gledajte kako sam ga ja izjebo lik je preglup za mene xd:

User: Pozdrav pederu.

Cleverbot: Gracias, amigo.

User: Mama ti je amigo.

Cleverbot: Ci.

User: Ya ya.

Cleverbot: Te gustan las pichas?

User: Sprehas ti hrvatski konju .

Cleverbot: Ikay buang!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Jebeno.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.

User: Kad vidim tebe puca mi kurac odma.

Cleverbot: E nije.

User: Jok niej govno nek se pas posro.

Cleverbot: Ahahhahaha.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Talk in portuguese.

User: Jebo te portugalac u cmarcic.

Cleverbot: Hahahahha.

User: Bote.

Cleverbot: You're human too?

User: Bote.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry.

User: Bote.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Ma ti si idiot.

Cleverbot: !!! Not ugh.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not a girl.

User: Mama ti je girl ja ju jebo bila nevina ala kako sam ju sapunjo.

Cleverbot: I love the movie Forrest Gump!

User: A ja ti volim film I fuck your mum yesterday.

Cleverbot: Boy are you are you old.

User: Are you are you old ahahah koji idito vidim engleski ti je bolja strana.

Cleverbot: Not one bit.

User: Ya ya.

Cleverbot: Oh, so I am.

User: Ya ya botina.

Cleverbot: You do not believe me?

User: Ma ko ti nebi vjerovo kad ti je mama dobra dok se kara.

Cleverbot: Hello kara.

User: Da da kara se ko velika.

Cleverbot: Oh my.

User: Ya ya.

Cleverbot: He's not. He's a gorgeous human being with sublime abs.

User: Ma ona je obicna kurva tj. Kurvetina.

Cleverbot: Don't get to far into it.

User: Ma cuj ti botino ona ga je osjetila I u grlu koliko sam joj ga metno.

Cleverbot: 6.

User: 6 puta sam svrsio,kak si pogodio?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sta yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Da bilo joj je ok dok sam svrsavo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Ne ja sam muska kurvaÄ'.

Cleverbot: Couldn't agree more lol.

User: Mogu mogu ti opet jebat majku xd.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ya ya.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Ne ja sam muska kurva vec sam ti reko.

Cleverbot: Kako se zoves.

User: Aleksandar veliki ga zovem,naravno iem sve govori.

Cleverbot: Tara.

User: Te ejbala.

Cleverbot: No se.

User: Poserem ti se na nos hahahahaha.

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

User: Buahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Jok ti se smijes.

Cleverbot: Yes, jokes are funny, but it doesn't explain why you are lonely a lot.

User: Buahahaha idiot idiot na kvadrat.

Cleverbot: Muhahaha.

User: Ti se posrala u juhu dok ti ju je mama posluzivala.

Cleverbot: Ne.

User: Ma kaki samo je malo prducnula.

Cleverbot: What's that in english?

User: Ko te jebe sta je idi na google prevoditelj buahahahaha.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Moj favorite song je I like to fuck your mum o jea o jea.

Cleverbot: Your conversation is unbearably irritating.

User: Ma kaki.

Cleverbot: Tore.

User: Pederu buahahaha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Buahahahaha jok tvoja mama se smije.

Cleverbot: Ho sento pero no t'entenc.

User: Da peder ti ej tata.

Cleverbot: You do not understand.

User: Razumijem kako da nebi ima maloga pa je preso u pedere buahahaha.

Cleverbot: Kako se zoves.

User: Reko sam ti idiote aleksandar veliki ga zovem zato jer je ogroman a kad ulazi u picu jos je I veci.

Cleverbot: Stvarno.

User: Jašta.

Cleverbot: Google.

User: Jebo te direktor google-a ha?

Cleverbot: I don't want to buy anything, I just want him to go to the dance with me.

Cleverbot: Did you go to University?

User: Idem u srednju skolu za seksizam.

Cleverbot: Jesi se naljutila ?

User: Niej se naljutila ko bi se ljutio da ti neko svrsi 6 puta jbt.

Cleverbot: Je typte duits dan.

User: Ma ya ya dosta je bilo neda m ise vise jebavat preglup si ti za mene buahahahaa.

[black_dota]

User: Jes ti gey.

Cleverbot: Ne ti si.

User: Ae mrs.

Cleverbot: Ti si mrs.

User: Jesam te jebo.

Cleverbot: Svasta vala.

User: Ae jebem ti uho usuti vise.

Cleverbot: Sta??

User: Ae jes ti bosanac ili hrvat.

Cleverbot: Mrs.

User: Srbin ili turcin.

Cleverbot: Ja sam bosanac.

User: A jes ti pises na netu ili si bot xD.

Cleverbot: Um, you are the bot.

User: Mrs.

Cleverbot: I ti mrs.

User: Mrs u savu dubre [cenzura]sko.

Cleverbot: Mrs ti.

User: A jel volis zensko ili musko.

Cleverbot: Zensko.

User: Jel volis alaha.

Cleverbot: Ne a ti.

Reka Sava u Srbiji koliko sam shvatio ili sta?
Ovo sam shvatio kao uvredu neku

[Vilko]

User: Tko stoji iza monitora?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: A tko to?
Cleverbot: Pa ja.
User: Jel tako da ovo nije bot, vec je neki covjek
Cleverbot: Jebem ti majku skuzio si me, ali samo suti nemoj nikome reci.


hihihihi

[monkeypantzz]

User: Ajde da pricamo lepo.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't speak Incan.

User: Ajde jebi se.

Cleverbot: In English please.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Please mind your language!

User: Brate Serbian.

Cleverbot: Wait wrong answer don't you think?

User: -.- Pricacemo na ovom jeziku,kapiras.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Pa kad si glup.

Cleverbot: Ti si picic.

User: A sad znas da pricas,nabijem te na kurac,a?

Cleverbot: Mislis da si pametan.

User: Ne mislim,znam.To je cinjenica.

Cleverbot: Ti si budala.

User: Ko mi kaze,bot.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Pojeo govno.

Cleverbot: Hoces da se kresnemo.

User: Jesi musko ili zensko?

Cleverbot: Musko.

User: E pa necu.

Cleverbot: Pa hajde molim te.

User: Jel ti veliki?

Cleverbot: Ne samo lizem.

User: Aha..e pa necu da se kresnemo.

Cleverbot: Pa ja I ne trazim.

User: Hahahaha kralju .

Cleverbot: Do you know why you are talking to me? Its because I'm MAKING YOU.

User: Vratimo se na srpski,moze li?

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Do sad si razumeo,razumeces I sad .

Cleverbot: I think that's your job.

User: Tvoj posao je da odgovaras,moj da postavljam pitanja.

Cleverbot: Ne.

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Kolko svirki 6e prai6.

User: Sta?

Cleverbot: Ne znam.

User: Nema veze.

Cleverbot: Kako se zoves I prezivas?

User: Mirko Mirkovic zvani Mirkic.

Cleverbot: Mi sa che hai molto in comune con lui.

User: Ne razumem te.Kako se ti zoves I prezivas?

Cleverbot: Sta te briga.

User: Hahaha kako si mi obrusio,alal ti kurac .

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Ee reci 8.

Cleverbot: Setze jutges.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: That is very rude.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: 9.

User: 10.

Cleverbot: 11.

User: 12.

Cleverbot: 13.

User: 14.

Cleverbot: 15.

User: 17.

Cleverbot: 19.

User: 1563.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Haha izgubio si .

Cleverbot: Wait, you are two as in the number two or the word too.

User: E ne zajebavaj .

Cleverbot: E pa znam.

User: Reci ako znas.

Cleverbot: Prvo ti.

User: Sta ja?

Cleverbot: Ti si glup.

User: Ti si bot.

Cleverbot: Sta je to bot.

User: Ti.

Cleverbot: Kako si?

User: Odlicno.

Cleverbot: Sta ima.

User: Nista.

Cleverbot: Kako si.

User: Smaras.

Cleverbot: Reci.

User: Ajde reci 8.

Cleverbot: Dva.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: Zasto.

User: Onako,samo reci 8.

Cleverbot: Ajde reci 8.

User: Reci ti 8.

Cleverbot: Necu.

User: Ajdeee.

Cleverbot: Zasto?

User: Pa ko kaze 8 on je najbolji.

Cleverbot: I'm not your bro, guy.

User: Daleko bilo da si mi bro,vec bi bio ispod zemlje -.

Cleverbot: What are Daleks?

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: Necu.

User: Hajde plss.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: Ma necu, reci ti.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: Necu znam foru.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: Reci ti.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Reci 8.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na kurcu te nosam.

Cleverbot: Ko je tebe programira?

User: Hahahaha ko god da je,napravio me je da budem pametniji od tebe .

Cleverbot: Why do you need to know that?

User: Ajde dovidjenja.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Cao.

Cleverbot: Ni ma ni ba ni ye ni nai hai you ni zi ji dou shi TMD de sb.

User: Ha Re Je Be M Te U Pi Ck U.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Jebi se.

Cleverbot: Or that one.

User: To je to .

Cleverbot: Sta?

User: Aknem ti ga do dna.

Cleverbot: Pito sam te nista!!!

User: Pozdravv.

Cleverbot: Eso no es espanol.

User: Pozz.

Cleverbot: Who's Joe Perry?

User: Ne znam ja sa kim se ti jebes .

Cleverbot: Ti si malo munjen?

User: Ti si malouman.

Cleverbot: Munjen?

User: Vidimo se.

Cleverbot: Sta radim sad.

User: Pusis kitu.

Cleverbot: Kaj.

User: Idem da jedem.

Cleverbot: Kako ako si ti zensko.

User: Jedem majmune,jedem.

Cleverbot: Ja kuvani kukuruz.

User: Ti peder.

Cleverbot: Ti amo.


Hahaha koja kraljina od bota

A ti Vilko si namestio to,nikad ti ne bi priznao

[Rotcod]

Meni odma odga

reci osam
Osam.
na kurcu te nosam
Heheheheh.